I laugh out loud like a child every single time I see this.
you lil shit, freeman
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?
why the hell are the new mobile reblog and like buttons bright blue